Jenny,
The Bloggess, writes
about what she got for Christmas -- she may not like it all, but it's damn funny!
4. A free session to get fitted for a bra. Honestly, I could not even make this up. Not a bra. A free session. That’s free to anyone who wants it. My husband booked a free session for me to strip half naked and get molested by a disinterested clerk. Because he’s an asshole. And when I was all “Uh…oh” he was like “You know…for your boobs.” And I realize that it was meant with all kinds of love but it doesn’t change the fact for Christmas I’m going to have some stranger groping me. To see what size I am. While I’m naked.
Jenny, The Bloggess, writes about what she got for Christmas -- she may not like it all, but it's damn funny!
1 comments:
Miss J will say she has been for a bra several times and never once was she naked. Also, its probably the best thing she ever did for her Lovely Lady Lumps. What hubby should have done was included a generous gift card for her to select some new bras in her proper size.
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